So then there was a lady with a rooster.

This rooster acted like a dog. He followed her around and watched whatever she would do. He loved the attention that she gave him.
She also had two hens. The rooster he would visit these hens. Until one day first one hen and then the other went missing.
The neighbor had a couple hens. So the rooster he went visiting. The neighbor lady called and said ” I shooed your rooster away from my hens, and chased him down the driveway”.
The rooster he lived eight years. He was a good companion. Then one cold day he slipped quietly into the darkness.
He never did return and the lady she was sad to see him go.